12/3/06

Back in the Blazing Saddle

Golly gosh gee whiz sorry it's been so long. Hello? If you're indeed out there, please be patient, 'cos this is the week of reckoning and I reckon it'll be good. I'll probably upload the comics I was working at around the same time as the ones that are up here right now (even though I'm not really feeling them now) and get back into the drawing mode. It's nice to be back- i was out of town for 2 months if anyone's wondering why everything went to molasses.

8/27/06

Don't Call Me Whitney, Osama

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8/24/06

No. 2

3 Hollywood Proposals

Road Chip: (based on true events) A mother and daughter dramedy. Louise and her daughter Margaret are watching late night TV when, in the midst of absent mindedly eating a big package of chips, they remove a chip that has, to their surprise, the face of the "Virgin Mary" (or Osama Bin Laden). They end up on the local news network and the cover of the two local newspapers in their very sleepy town. A casino owner in Las Vegas catches wind of this whimsical chip-tale, and offers them 3 million dollars for the fried potato- provided they can deliver it to him in person in 3 days.

Friendly Fire: a US soldier (Owen Wilson) befriends an Iraqi man and realizes the awful consequences of a corrupt war, before it's too late? Ben Stiller cameos as himself, sent to entertain the troops.

Charmed, I'm Sure: (based on true events) an Indian woman in a tiny village 50 miles outside of Bombay finds her long sickness seemingly cured after befriending a dangerous serpent, whom she meets unexpectedly under a tree one day. A marraige is arranged in the town square, but the snake is too nervous and remains in his snake hole. A wooden replica is used as a stand-in, but the woman remains loyal until the snake turns on her.

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